Dear Adobe Flash,
It’s probably insensitive of me to do this in a blog post, but I can’t trust myself to be alone with you anymore. The relationship started out great. Those cute kitten and puppy videos would get me through the most stressful days, when I just needed to turn off my brain off after a day of navigating the network poopfest at work. I wish we could go back and start over again, but after three patches in a week, I’m done. This just isn’t working for me anymore. Okay, I know we could still have some fun times, but I simply don’t feel safe with you anymore. So I’m going to have to end it. And to be clear, it’s not me, it’s you.
P.S. I’d just like to point out the irony of a recent Wired article, “Flash.Must.Die.” It has a Flash popup.